My ex-girlfriends disturbing sense of humor
thank god you dumped her… we were starting to worry
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
my favorite post of
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
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#every single assignment sheet ever
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Kuroshitsuji / CHP. 35 / Ciel Phantomhive & Sebastian Michaelis
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hey darling you look beautifuler in HD #i mean not ‘fuller’ just imean ahagf mORE beautiful (via maggins)
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This is how you know they’re actually brothers.
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Dance apocalyptic | listen
50 upbeat songs that won’t hurt your feminist ears, all by female artists.
Little Mix - Salute | Icona Pop - I Love It | 2NE1 - I’m The Best | Janelle Monáe - Dance Apocalyptic | Ke$ha - Warrior | Marina and the Diamonds - Primadonna Girl | Robyn - Call Your Girlfriend | Elizabeth Gillies + Victoria Justice - Take A Hint | Tove Styrke - White Light Moment | Nicki Minaj - I’m The Best | Fifth Harmony - Me And My Girls | I Blame Coco - In Spirit Golden | Loreen - Euphoria | Selena Gomez - Who Says | Ke$ha - C’mon | M.I.A. - Bad Girls | Beyoncé - Run The World (Girls) | Miss A - I Don’t Need A Man | Daisy Dares You - Rosie | Girl’s Day - Female President | Bridgit Mendler - Postcard | Rita Ora - Shine Ya | Marina and the Diamonds - Sex Yeah | P!nk - U + Ur Hand | Sophie Ellis-Bextor - If I Can’t Dance | Christina Aguilera - You Body | Charli XCX - Take My Hand | 2NE1 - Can’t Nobody | Little Jackie - The World Should Revolve Around Me | The Veronicas - Untouched | Natalia Kills - Problem | Little Mix - Wings | Demi Lovato - Something That We’re Not | Tegan and Sara - Closer | Krewella - Enjoy The Ride | Icona Pop - Girlfriend | Girls’ Generation - Galaxy Supernova | Janelle Monáe - Tightrope | Marina and the Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch | Nicki Minaj - Wave Ya Hand | Ke$ha - Animal | Stella Mwangi - Haba Haba | Robyn - Hang With Me | Sky Ferreira - Lost In My Bedroom | Natalia Kills - Television | P!nk - So What | M.I.A. - Paper Planes | Lily Allen - Fuck You | Ellie Goulding - Anything Could Happen | Fifth Harmony - Miss Movin’ On
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Here they are! They’re scheduled to come out at the beginning of July, in time for Season Two, I imagine! :D
They come with coasters and are only 45mm tall! :D
I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes